30
December
2018

Brain Teaser Questions That Can Actually Make You Run Mad.

Q1: How many seconds do you have in a year?
Ans: 12 seconds – January 2, February 2, March 2, etc…
Q2: If 5 peacocks lay 10 eggs in 2 days, then how many peacocks will lay 100 eggs in 24 days?
Ans: No peacock lays eggs, only peahen lays
Q3: How many oranges can you put into an empty container?
Ans: Only one orange – If you put one orange, it won’t be an empty container.
Q4: When you add two letters, the five letter word becomes shorter. What is it?
Ans: Short
Q5: You are running in a 5000-meter marathon race and you overcame the person in the second place. At what place you are?
Ans: Second Place
Q6: What is the reason that it is considered illegal to bury a man living in North America in South America?
Ans: It is illegal to bury a man alive when he is living
Q7:If 5 men take around 3 hours to dig 3 holes, how long will it take for 2 men to dig half a hole?
Ans: There is nothing called a half hole and it cannot be dug!
Q8: Two girls played and completed 5 games of chess. Each of them won the same number of games and there wasn’t any tie in any game. How did it happen?
Ans: The two girls weren’t playing against each other and they played with different competitors
Q9: A farmer had 20 cows. Due to contagious disease, suddenly all but 11 cows died suddenly. How many cows does he now have?
Ans: 11 cows – ALL but 11 cows died – 11 cows survived
Q10: You can see a beautiful red house on your left and a mesmeric greenhouse on your right, a warming and attractive pink house on your front. Then where is the white house?
Ans: White House is in the United States

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Write comment now Category: Arts & Entertainment Author: Reagan9358 Sun Dec 30, 2018 6:27 pm
30
December
2018

7 Knock Knock Jokes Gurranteed To Make You Laugh Or Smile.

1.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow saysmooooo!
2.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
3.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
4.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
5.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robinyou, now hand over the cash.
6.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
7.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

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Write comment now Category: Arts & Entertainment Author: Reagan9358 Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:25 pm
30
December
2018

Naija News Headlines Part two

5. APC announce members of presidential campaign council
Ahead of the 2019 general elections in the country, the All Progressives Congress, APC, has released the names of members of its Presidential Campaign Council.
According to the post, Governors are to serve as State Coordinators in their respective states while gubernatorial candidates in non- APC States will serve as State Coordinators in their respective states.
6. PDP accuses APC of renting political crowd with N478bn
The PDP Presidential Campaign Organization (PPCO) has accused the Buhari Presidency and the All Progressives Congress (APC) of secretly drawing over N478 million from the coffers of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC).
It said the fund was used to rent a crowd and offset bills in President Muhammadu Buhari’s expensive re-election campaign rally in Uyo, Akwa-Ibom State.
7. Lai Mohammed says Kwarans are tired of Saraki’s political leadership
Minister of information, Alh. Lai Mohammed has noted that what was happening in Kwara sta

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Write comment now Category: Arts & Entertainment Author: Reagan9358 Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:10 pm
30
December
2018

Top Naija Headlines Part One.

1. Nigeria’s first executive president, Shehu Shagari is dead
Nigeria’s First Executive President, Shehu Shagari Is dead, a tweet by Bello Shagari, his grandson, confirmed this.
He died at the age of 93 at the National Hospital, Abuja, on Friday.
2. Buhari flags off presidential campaign in Uyo
President Muhammadu Buhari has on Friday, 28th October, 2018, flagged off his presidential re-election bid at the Godswill Akpabio stadium in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state.
He was presented the APC party flag at the event which had several politicians and followers in attendance.
3. Police invade Dino Melaye’s house in Abuja
Operatives of the Nigerian Police Force on Friday, invaded the Abuja residence of the senator representing Kogi West in the upper house of the National Assembly, Senator Dino Melaye.
Police operatives stormed the Abuja residence of the senator located at 11 Sangha street, off Mississippi, Maitama, at some minutes after 12pm.
4. Nigerian army introduces operation python dance nationwide
The Nigerian Army has

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Write comment now Category: Arts & Entertainment Author: Reagan9358 Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:03 pm
30
December
2018

My Trip To Ghana

Last week, Kweku, my Ghanaian friend dragged me to his country. The Lagos to Accra flight was
short and interesting. We touched down at Kotoka international airport and underwent all the
formalities.
“What is that bag you are holding?” The immigration official asked me.
“It is my Ghana must go bag”
“What did you say?” he raised his eyebrow and his gun.
“Ghana must grow bag sir!”
“Chaley, Akwaba! Welcome to Ghana!” He said with a smile.
“Thank you!”
…where is the gold? Where is the nkara, where is the kente? What can I bring back home for
Accra?…
The sights and sounds of Accra were breathtaking. We drove to Elmina castle, Labadi pleasure
beach, Kwama Nkrumah mausoleum and Makola market. We went window shopping at Marina
mall.
Time to eat! A nice eatery located at No. 4, Mango tree avenue, Accra.
“Mama Efua, give this my naija friend a delicious Ghana meal so that he would taste and see that
Ghana has the best dishes ever!
“Naija man, there is Kenkey and Banku here, do you want it?”
“Bring it!”
“There is ground nut soup with fufu if you are interested…”
“Bring it!”
“There is waakaye here o”
“Bring it!”
“There is Shito here too”
“Bring…wait! Does it taste like s--t?
“Don’t insult my food you this anago man!”
“Sorry madam”
“There is jollof rice here o”
“Don’t bring it! Nigerian jollof tastes better!”
“Who said so? Do you know Michael Essien is better than Mikel Obi?”
“Blasphemy! Mercy Johnson is better than Yvonne Nelson”
“Majid Michael is better than Ramsey Noah”
“You people paaa, stop arguing and eat now”
My stomach almost burst with the different varieties of food on the table. Kweku managed to
drag me to the five star Movenpick Ambassador hotel where I would be spending the night.
“Let’s go and see Sarkodie”
“Sarkodie is at this hotel?”
“Yes boss”
We met the rapper sitting on a reclining chair beside the swimming pool.
“Good day sir, are you Sarkodie?” I asked.
“Obideponbede! What else?”
“Its nice to meet you. I listen to your songs. Can you rap one for me?”
“You know what time it is?” He asked.
“Yes bro” Kweku interjected and continued, “I want to take this my Naija friend to a club tonight
but the small wahala be say money no too dey”
“You know say money no be problem!” Sarkodie exclaimed and tossed a stack of fresh Cedi
notes at us.
“Thank you sah!”
“No wahala, aboki be my guy!”
12 midnight at the night club.
A colourful, crowded place filled with boisterous revelers and night crawlers drinking and
dancing. Alomo bitters, Orijin and akpeteshie guzzling down parched throats.
Fine boys and sexy girls everywhere.
…Are you Ghana dance o, if I show you my money?…
The wicked Dj was spinning the latest hits on his turn table. I was content with just sitting and
watching until when Mansa by Bisa Kdei was cued in. I stood up and joined the fray.
See groove!
” Agro yi m3di adi adiaa
Mansa me nansi Kwan so a me ba eee ee
S3 agro no adu soa k)sh3 wo nika ee ee
Y3 b3 gye y3 ani eee a
Y3b3 nom adidi eee a
Yensaa y3nsa ooo”
Azonto, etighi, shoki, atilogwu, ekombi…
My waist bone was threatening to Brexit my body if I don’t call it a day.
Kweku walked towards me with two beautiful ladies.
“Leroi, meet Akosua and Denise, they would keep you company tonight. You are gonna enjoy
tonight kuraa, two fine and fresh girls for you”
*wink wink*
“I don’t understand, you brought them to me for what?”
“You know say bodi no be firewood naw”
“Kweku, I can’t…I am born again and I am going to be ordained a deacon in church in few years
time so I cannot…”
“You paaaaaa, flex jor and leave that thing”
One of the girls leaned over to me and whispered..
“…the spirit is indeed willing but the flesh is weak…”
I nodded my head and took up their arms.
Let’s go…
…But who is that white man in spectacles seated a few metres away and staring hard at me?
“Oh, that is Ambassador James Entwistle, the American Ambassador to your centry, Nigeria. He
is here in Ghana for a conference and…”
I swiftly dropped their arms and fled the scene.
The End

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Write comment now Category: Arts & Entertainment Author: Reagan9358 Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:52 pm
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