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7 Jokes & Quotes To Brighten Up Your Day With.

in Jokes Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:47 am
by Reagan9358 • 5 Posts | 104 Points

Going through a restful day, or are you in a crowded over populated lagos bus, this funny quotes and jokes are gurranteed to lift up your spirit man,and fight every stress that comes your way. Enjoy!!!

1.If I go to the hospital to donate blood to get paid what type of money is that? Blood money.

2.There is no one that remembers the past, like a person that has been depoted from America, he would begin every statement with 'when I was in abroad'

3.If you did not go from class to class looking for dusters in primary school, abeg signify we no be mate.

4.Akpos brought his wife a new set of panties but there were the same set and colours and this conversation ensued:
WIFE:Why did you buy the same colour, people would think I don't change my panties.
AKPORS:Which people?


5.January is the best time to pay bride prize...Right now families would accept anything.

6.Short act like every thing is okay but also want to wear high heel shoes.

7.Our statement of fact: where, wear, and were.

This is written and published by REAGAN.

Last edited Thu Jan 03, 2019 2:45 pm | Scroll up


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